Toilets, there are many choices...

I hate my toilet. its too low to the ground, too close to the shower, has scratches all over it and the flush is weak.  Yeah you know what im talking about. it sucks wasting my time trying to flush a taco bell by-product down the pipes when you could be hmmm... drinking a beer eating more taco bell.

i gotta get one of these babys... send those turds into orbit

halloweens coming. hey thats what im here for suggestions.

nice, i wish the fish could swim in the walls of the bowl too though. it would be funny when they all scram when you drop one...

i would put this one in the local pub or chuckie cheese. either way its creepy. rumor has it, this was in michael jacksons house...

and in reality...

rich people have way too much money

Count terdula

Jam one out!

theres actually a chain of these in taiwain. no joke

ready for the kick off?

Pope Adrian 37th Psychiatric

Ever wonder how Rudimentary Peni got their name? or even what the hell it meant? I always assumed it meant ''simple penis'' which is pretty accurate actually. From Wikipedia:

 ''In Maximum RocknRoll, issue #237 (February 2003), Matthews (bass) explains how he came up with the name of the band: "When I was at school studying biology, we were told that in the fetal stage the clitoris is a rudimentary penis."

Pope Adrian 37th Psychristiatric is a concept album by the band Rudimentary Peni released in 1995. The majority of the album was written while lead singer/guitarist Nick Blinko was being detained in a psychiatric hospital under Section 3 of the 1983 Mental Health Act. The subject matter of the album relates to the delusions Blinko was experiencing at the time, particularly the idea that he was "Pope Adrian 37th" — a reference to Pope Adrian IV.

Adding to the album's unique sound, the pseudo-latinized phrase "Popus Adrianus" is looped and can be heard in the background through the entire album.

Hypnotizing to say the least, this is one of Peni's best if not THE BEST LP they have on tap. just check out this bass line...

magical turd