Saturday, November 19, 2011

2011 Holiday ales and Purulence/Amaymon split EP

Some pretty good holiday ales this year lets begin:

(The heavenly pumpkin of citracado)

Stones latest collaboration ale with the ridiculous french name is a winner. complex. and easy drinking. when i first read the label i was blown away with the fact that they used yams. wtf? yams? I was sold. cost about $3 a 12oz bottle here in southern California and is only sold in singles. this has got to be the best holiday ale ive tried so far this year, very unique. it also contains a number of spices ive never heard of. toasted fenugreek, lemon verbena and birch bark. this is what i love about stone, they take the crazy experimental mindset of a homebrewer and blow it up on a commercial scale. 5/5 




Sierra nevada 2011 celebration ale

What i like about holiday ales is theyre only around for a limited time so you know they were made recently and havent been sitting around in the back of a store for awhile. they taste fresh.
This years celebration ale is very tasty, hoppy and fresh. A holiday IPA using sierra nevadas own whole cone hops grown locally on their estate. Nice firm bitterness and fresh hop aroma, slight carmel notes and a nice rich copper color. also has that slight sierra nevada signiture hop spiciness in the backround. i love it 4/5. 

Samuel smith winter welcome ale


This years winter welcome ale is just as good as last years . nice balance of caramels and spices. ''should be contemplated by an open fire'' as their label suggests, or give it to kids before they go sledding as the labels picture suggests. 3.5/5 


Avery brewing co: Old Jubilation ale



First time having this. not bad. defenitly has a holiday flavor to it if that makes sense. their site  says they dont spice it but they use bullion hops which im not familiar with. im not sure if id drink a six pack of it because its pretty rich but then again if i was to go hiking in the snow on some day in december, sure i would. so im gonna say this ones best drank while on a snowy forest hike midwinter. 3/5 pretty good


Deschutes : Jubelale, a festive winter ale


I really like Deschutes. they have some real tasty beers inversion ipa, mirror pond pale ale. and i cant wait to try this years abyss. however i wasn't too happy with jubilale. it has a rich holiday flavor that doesn't sit well on my palate, almost like one of the specialty grains has been over used. it has a slightly over powering holiday spice taste to it. now im not saying to avoid this beer. not at all. there's a time and a place for every beer of course. this beer is best before and during a nasty holiday family fight. you know the ones that explode and people end up leaving and not talking anymore and you have that bitter nasty hatred  inside towards one another. i would be slamming these things. 2.5/5 


well those are the holiday ales ive tried so far and i hope to try more soon. now on the homebrew side of things, just last saturday i brewed up 5 gal of stones bitter chocolate oatmeal stout clone. and tasty mcdoles amber ale recipe. those should be handy for the holidays and good all around drinking. all post when done.

Purulence/Amaymon split








What better way to finish off a beer review than to post some fuckn death metal? Purulence is a hidden gem for me . the guitar player steve went on to join gorguts after purulence dissolved. his schizophrenic riff structures are amazing in these songs and i can really see how he added to the gorguts and negativa sound. i would crank this shit after pounding some holiday beers and getting in that nasty once a year holiday family fight!

cheers!!

Monday, October 17, 2011

Mitch Hedberg - Do you believe in gosh ?

Mitch Hedberg, one of comedys greats. 
Undoubtedly some of Mitch'es finest work here and the last album he made before his speedball overdose.

Wikipedia: Mitchell  Lee ''Mitch'' Hedberg (February 1968 - March 30 2005) was an american stand up comedian known for his surreal humor and unconventional comic delivery, His comedy typically featured short, sometimes one-line-jokes, mixed with absurd element and non sequiturs.

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Immolation Illumination

             




Yeah i know music videos suck. its nice to see what they can come up with though. and its always great to see Vigna molesting his guitar....

Friday, October 7, 2011

Immolation - Providence EP

Today is a beautiful day. I managed to track down a store that still sells stones 15th anniversary limited release beer, the almighty escondidian imperial black IPA which is one of the best beers ever to grace my liver. I am also currently working on a clone of this beer. which i will post here if it turns out well. theres nothing more frightening than a limited release beer that you love going away.
And just when i think this day cant get any better. I find out through facebook that my favorite christian metal band IMMOLATION has released a new ep FREE to download. bless their hearts. this fucker is going on repeat all day till i can see these guys live on tour with jungle rot on the 22nd. (fuck yeah!) i cant wait to pray with them after the show.
oh yeah to give you an idea of what it sounds like, its pretty much an extension of majesty and decay. which i have no problems with.in other words... it fuckin rules. cheers!!


note: id also like to thank death metal pornos and beer blog for the download link. i could not find that damn thing myself. thanks guys!

Thursday, October 6, 2011

brainoil videos

nice hop grenade shirt

Pope Adrian 37th Psychiatric

Ever wonder how Rudimentary Peni got their name? or even what the hell it meant? I always assumed it meant ''simple penis'' which is pretty accurate actually. From Wikipedia:

 ''In Maximum RocknRoll, issue #237 (February 2003), Matthews (bass) explains how he came up with the name of the band: "When I was at school studying biology, we were told that in the fetal stage the clitoris is a rudimentary penis."



Pope Adrian 37th Psychristiatric is a concept album by the band Rudimentary Peni released in 1995. The majority of the album was written while lead singer/guitarist Nick Blinko was being detained in a psychiatric hospital under Section 3 of the 1983 Mental Health Act. The subject matter of the album relates to the delusions Blinko was experiencing at the time, particularly the idea that he was "Pope Adrian 37th" — a reference to Pope Adrian IV.
Adding to the album's unique sound, the pseudo-latinized phrase "Popus Adrianus" is looped and can be heard in the background through the entire album.



Hypnotizing to say the least, this is one of Peni's best if not THE BEST LP they have on tap. just check out this bass line...



Thursday, September 8, 2011

APOCRYPHON

Well shit, I should have done this alot sooner but I needed time for this fuckin sweet EP to fully digest.....


                                                                                EP
What we have here is Illcon Bros Peter and Shelby Cobras spewing forth some kick ass jams out of the depths of their sick little minds. True Songs about reptilians taking over, psychedelic drugs, and general bloodshed. What more could you ask for?.Killer artwork too. Check out their bandcamp page here. Then head over here and buy some shirts and shit so these guys can gather enough money to play down here in southern california.

Cobras and Peter outside the studio