Sunday, December 18, 2011

Home brew history: George Washington

If you think the above picture is accurate then you are wrong. George Washington refused to drink fizzy yellow watered down piss beer and insisted on homebrew.

Taken from beer history.com

George Washington was a devout beer lover. In particular, he was fond of the dark, English-style brew known as porter, and always demanded that an ample supply of it be kept on hand at Mount Vernon, his Virginia estate. However, it was not porter, but rather "small beer," for which Washington once recorded an early recipe. Preserved in the manuscript collections of the New York Public Library is a notebook kept by Washington, which includes the following hand-written recipe.

"To Make Small Beer...

Take a large Siffer [Sifter] full of Bran Hops to your Taste. -- Boil these 3 hours then strain out 30 Gall[ons] into a cooler put in 3 Gall[ons] Molasses while the Beer is Scalding hot or rather draw the Melasses into the cooler & St[r]ain the Beer on it while boiling Hot. let this stand till it is little more than Blood warm then put in a quart of Yea[s]t if the Weather is very Cold cover it over with a Blank[et] & let it Work in the Cooler 24 hours then put it into the Cask -- leave the bung open till it is almost don[e] Working -- Bottle it that day Week it was Brewed."

See guys. Mr Washington refused to drink mass produced piss water like the pilgrims and the Indians. Lets all take a lesson from history and drink fresh, quality home brew. On another note this recipe was recently recreated by Coney Island Brewing Co. check it out here. im really curious how this one turned out.









CHEERS!

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Mitch Hedberg - Strategic grill locations

Craving more Mitch Hedberg? yeah i know you guys are. this is the first album...

heres some early standup by mitch ...awesome stuff


Saturday, November 19, 2011

2011 Holiday ales and Purulence/Amaymon split EP

Some pretty good holiday ales this year lets begin:

(The heavenly pumpkin of citracado)

Stones latest collaboration ale with the ridiculous french name is a winner. complex. and easy drinking. when i first read the label i was blown away with the fact that they used yams. wtf? yams? I was sold. cost about $3 a 12oz bottle here in southern California and is only sold in singles. this has got to be the best holiday ale ive tried so far this year, very unique. it also contains a number of spices ive never heard of. toasted fenugreek, lemon verbena and birch bark. this is what i love about stone, they take the crazy experimental mindset of a homebrewer and blow it up on a commercial scale. 5/5 




Sierra nevada 2011 celebration ale

What i like about holiday ales is theyre only around for a limited time so you know they were made recently and havent been sitting around in the back of a store for awhile. they taste fresh.
This years celebration ale is very tasty, hoppy and fresh. A holiday IPA using sierra nevadas own whole cone hops grown locally on their estate. Nice firm bitterness and fresh hop aroma, slight carmel notes and a nice rich copper color. also has that slight sierra nevada signiture hop spiciness in the backround. i love it 4/5. 

Samuel smith winter welcome ale


This years winter welcome ale is just as good as last years . nice balance of caramels and spices. ''should be contemplated by an open fire'' as their label suggests, or give it to kids before they go sledding as the labels picture suggests. 3.5/5 


Avery brewing co: Old Jubilation ale



First time having this. not bad. defenitly has a holiday flavor to it if that makes sense. their site  says they dont spice it but they use bullion hops which im not familiar with. im not sure if id drink a six pack of it because its pretty rich but then again if i was to go hiking in the snow on some day in december, sure i would. so im gonna say this ones best drank while on a snowy forest hike midwinter. 3/5 pretty good


Deschutes : Jubelale, a festive winter ale


I really like Deschutes. they have some real tasty beers inversion ipa, mirror pond pale ale. and i cant wait to try this years abyss. however i wasn't too happy with jubilale. it has a rich holiday flavor that doesn't sit well on my palate, almost like one of the specialty grains has been over used. it has a slightly over powering holiday spice taste to it. now im not saying to avoid this beer. not at all. there's a time and a place for every beer of course. this beer is best before and during a nasty holiday family fight. you know the ones that explode and people end up leaving and not talking anymore and you have that bitter nasty hatred  inside towards one another. i would be slamming these things. 2.5/5 


well those are the holiday ales ive tried so far and i hope to try more soon. now on the homebrew side of things, just last saturday i brewed up 5 gal of stones bitter chocolate oatmeal stout clone. and tasty mcdoles amber ale recipe. those should be handy for the holidays and good all around drinking. all post when done.

Purulence/Amaymon split








What better way to finish off a beer review than to post some fuckn death metal? Purulence is a hidden gem for me . the guitar player steve went on to join gorguts after purulence dissolved. his schizophrenic riff structures are amazing in these songs and i can really see how he added to the gorguts and negativa sound. i would crank this shit after pounding some holiday beers and getting in that nasty once a year holiday family fight!

cheers!!

Monday, October 17, 2011

Mitch Hedberg - Do you believe in gosh ?

Mitch Hedberg, one of comedys greats. 
Undoubtedly some of Mitch'es finest work here and the last album he made before his speedball overdose.

Wikipedia: Mitchell  Lee ''Mitch'' Hedberg (February 1968 - March 30 2005) was an american stand up comedian known for his surreal humor and unconventional comic delivery, His comedy typically featured short, sometimes one-line-jokes, mixed with absurd element and non sequiturs.

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Immolation Illumination

             




Yeah i know music videos suck. its nice to see what they can come up with though. and its always great to see Vigna molesting his guitar....

Friday, October 7, 2011

Immolation - Providence EP

Today is a beautiful day. I managed to track down a store that still sells stones 15th anniversary limited release beer, the almighty escondidian imperial black IPA which is one of the best beers ever to grace my liver. I am also currently working on a clone of this beer. which i will post here if it turns out well. theres nothing more frightening than a limited release beer that you love going away.
And just when i think this day cant get any better. I find out through facebook that my favorite christian metal band IMMOLATION has released a new ep FREE to download. bless their hearts. this fucker is going on repeat all day till i can see these guys live on tour with jungle rot on the 22nd. (fuck yeah!) i cant wait to pray with them after the show.
oh yeah to give you an idea of what it sounds like, its pretty much an extension of majesty and decay. which i have no problems with.in other words... it fuckin rules. cheers!!


note: id also like to thank death metal pornos and beer blog for the download link. i could not find that damn thing myself. thanks guys!